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    Her: I don't know how I will pay my rent... *unbuttons her bra* Him: Oh, I'm sure we'll find a way... *unzips pants* Everyone else playing Monopoly:
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    MALIK > @maliktheoracle If white people don't have culture then explain shower beers
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    You know I keep That MF thang on me
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    How to get out of potlucks for the rest of your life
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    jo e @jolby 15 just me n my upset tummy against the world 10:10 AM 12/27/21. Twitter for iPhone . ... 35.4K Retweets 967 Quote Tweets 144K Likes
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    "And now I will add 'in Minecraft' to avoid a prison sentence"
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    JG Brown Follow 5d. ● So I just found out you can overnight ship live camel spiders to peoples houses for only like $60-100 so if you've done me wrong recently you have exactly 24 hours to apologize
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    Motivational speaker: unleash the lion in you The lion in me:
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    Meredith Ireland @MeredithIreland *demon stands amid your destroyed work space* Demon: *booming* HOW? How were you able to summon me?! You (frantically clicking undo) *screaming and crying*: I don't know. I was just trying to format an outline in Word. You were supposed to be bullet points
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    "Is it hard for you to just ask for some help?" Me:
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    The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.
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    lil jon lovitz (with rib meat) @nbadag me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you
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    DungeonMaster Ewington @AndiEwington DM: 'You come to large wooden door.' Cat: 'I knock at the door.' DM: 'An orc opens it and asks you to come in.' Cat: 'I do nothing.' DM 'He asks you to come inside again." Cat: 'I do nothing. DM: 'Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.' Cat: 'I knock at the door.' 100000 tare Doza Owee XXXXU 00000 do000 xXO 000. -- 3.8K Retwests 10.9K kes 00000 DOXXXO 00000 000 CXX 4:09 PM-Nov 26, 2019 Twitter Web App knock knock TERROEDERTAADOD DODO
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    Some days, I just want to reply to emails with 'ok' and this photo Cr
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    Waiter: *grating cheese* say when Me: Me: Me: Waiter: Sir that was the entire block of cheese Me: *leans in way too close* Go get another
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    Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH : If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled "what is this, pants?".
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    How do I tell someone to leave my house in King James Version So they won't feel offended
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    When you have anxiety but don't know why: Warning Yes No X
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    MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Aliens: Greetings Me: Oh Hey Aliens: Are you not shocked? Me: Man I got a lot going on
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    My ancestors who had to hunt and fight wild animals for food watching me have a panic attack over calling to order pizza
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    My resumé: "Works well with others." Me, working with others:
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    Tracie Breaux @traciebreaux Someone asked me what I did this weekend like I'm some sort of mountain climber. I'm 50 years old Conner, I was on a heating pad eating nachos.
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    LEFT EXIT 12 DOING WHAT I NEED TO DO DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO ME, SOMEHOW DOING NEITHER EASE ST RELMOED
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    Employee Tears @EmployeeTears I set up a complaint box at work. People think HR set it up but it was me. At the end of every week I take the box home and read about all this petty drama that's been built up. :
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    My dog coming to get pets My other dog
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    | | me Known Unpleasure @known_unpleasure asking for help trying to do everything on my own and then having a breakdown
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    "Enough! I don't wanna play" My dog:
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    Thoughts of Dog® @dog_feelings WE ARE AT THE PARK. BUT THE HUMAN SAYS IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CATCH ME
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    Other people: "It's probably best to let it go, it's just not worth it" Me: Violence
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    When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you
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    Me when he said he wouldn't date me if i was a cheeto
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